Trying to get my best friend more follows on her art page on instagram for her birthday. Please follow! http://i.instagram.com/sophiegreen_art
A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it.
Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.
For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit. I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner.
I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.
Heels the size you wish your dick was.
I showed this to my guy friend and his answer was : “except my cock.”
My friends are inappropriate….
My phone went off at 1:30AM. It turns out it was just my sister coming home from partying calling to get me to unlock the door. She was forgiven because as soon as I opened the door she gave me McDonald’s.
Forever be in love with fictional characters
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
So…this girl was really annoying me because she was being so snobby and everything. Then she started saying how she’s never going to eat offal (animal organs) because it’s for the “poor” and “lower classes”. So I asked her if she ate sausages and she said she loved them. Then I told her that the casing on the sausages was pig intestine and she cried…oops. I didn’t expect her to cry, I thought she’d just have a tantrum or something.
I’m fighting a war that I just can’t win